1 Resistance Is Futile!" Just got to something described as: This extension embeds the V8 Javascript Engine into PHP.
2 // v8js currently crashes with mysqli_result, so wrap it class DB extends MySQLi { public function query($sql) { return parent::query($sql)->fetc..
3 V8 is known to work well in browsers and webservers like node.js, but does it work inside PHP?